Dear Internet.
I have not tweeted in nearly three months. I don't know what happened. I got busy and then things got complicated. You know how it is.
Help me figure out what I should tweet next by submitting a suggestion in 140 characters or less. Favorite the ones you like. In a week, I will hold a launch party where I will actually send my next tweet. Thanks to your generosity, the world will be set right again.
Help me, Internet. You're my only hope.
